DUNKINDONUTS TIME TO MAKE THE DONUTS

The Maytag repairman waited for our call. Rosie picked up after us. But no one gives as much as Fred the baker. For 15 years, the sleep-deprived martyr has kept the pastry chain (which spends over $40 mill a year on the campaign) atop the donut heap. By the way, actor Michael Vale's vaguely fascistic facial hair was a Dunkin' dictum, lest viewers confuse Fred with dairy pitchman Sam Breakstone (also Vale).